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Zombie Egg Attacks

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I'm gonna get in trouble...

Fri Oct 23, 2009, 3:50 PM
Marissa needs to stop having "my music can be louder than yours" contests at stop lights with the hot guys in the other car because they lead to screaming "I FUCKING WIN YOU FAGS" and drag racing when the light goes green. Which is illegal. No matter how much she kicks their asses.

Marissa is going to get arrested one day for her shenanigans because she is not invinsible in her car no matter how awesome and orange and convertable and fast her car may be. Or how much she could kick people's asses racing because she owns a v6 or winning in music blasting contests because she has a huge speaker in the back.

Marissa is not trying to brag, just still high on adrenaline.

Marissa is also not trying to be mean by saying "fags". To Marissa it's not an insult against gay people, just people who play Guitar Hero. She actually loves gay people and totally writes papers on gay rights in her bible-belt, gay hating, redneck school.

Marissa is totally referring to herself in 3rd person.

  • Mood: Triumph

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My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak. I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones. I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth. I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes.
I take what you love, and leave you in tears. I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games. I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain. While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames.

I bring poverty, sickness and death. A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth. I answer your prayers for greed and lust. More than evil, I laugh at your trust

I am more powerful than all the armies of the world. I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death. I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars. I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Your pants.
  • Interests: Uhh guitar, guitar, and basically guitar
  • Favourite movie: Zombie Movies!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: Lots. Blue October, Angels & Airwaves, The Killers, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Muse, The Who,Chevell
  • Favourite genre of music: Mostly rock. Either metal, or 'colorful' music are my faves i guess...
  • Favourite poet or writer: Whoever came up with the idea of the bible. Seriously man, people took it as real. LMAO genius
  • Operating System: *is sick of the endless battle between PCs and Macs*
  • MP3 player of choice: Zen Mosaic will kick your iPod's ass.
  • Shell of choice: Random comment - look at the hipocracy in the last two answers! XD
  • Skin of choice: I have a thing for blue people. Seriously. There are blue people. yay incest!
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero and Rock Band SUCK.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob Squarepants... ahh... memories... hahah only 1 person will get this. thats okay though!XD
  • Personal Quote: "Fuck the world and fuck you too."
  • Tools of the Trade: Your face.

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:iconplug46:
Thx 4 da :+fav:

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:iconive-got-soul:
No problem. Thank YOU for the fav! :D

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:iconthenamelessone666:
Thanks for the fave. :)

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:iconive-got-soul:
No problem!! :D

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:iconcronus-musik:
Thanks for the fav!! :la:
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No problem!

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tnx for the other fav :)

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:iconive-got-soul:
Of course! :D

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:icontwilighthinata:
Thanks for the fave. :)

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No problem! :D

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